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When we added the Candy G String to the site we thought to ourselves ‘Why should the women have all the fun’! Then we wondered whether it would actually be more fun for the men!! Either way, we thought we may as well add this posing pouch so that whoever was losing out could have a bit of fun too! Along the same lines as the Candy G String, the Candy Posing Pouch is basically an edible pair of pants! You and your missus can now have matching his ‘n’ hers edible underwear and do with them as you so wish! If you still have no idea what we are talking about, do you remember those candy necklaces that you used to get when you were little Well these are a grown up version and are strictly for adults only! They are quite literally Posing Pouches made of sweets, nothing more, nothing less! They’re perfect to wear if your wife or girlfriend has a sweet tooth! There’s not a lot more we need to say! They’re a Candy Posing Pouch we’re sure you can think what to do with them! Dimensions They are one size fits all, so no need to worry how ‘big’ you are! Please note Candy Posing Pouches cannot be returned under any circumstances!
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[ Unbranded - Candy Posing Pouch : £5.95 ]

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Seriously Sensual and Sexy ,.. Wicked Wax is a unique massage oil, masquerading as a candle … Solid at room temperature and liquid at 45degc, Wicked Wax is created by blending moisturising Olive Oil, nutritious vitamin E, and a vegetable extract infused with aromatic Bergamot, Vanilla and Black Pepper Spice. Lighting the candle produces an unforgettable, highly charged, warm, fragrant massage oil to pour over the body. The burning flame forms a pool of Wicked Wax massage oil at the perfect temperature to pamper the flesh and instill the unforgettable unadulterated pleasure of warm oil coupled with the heady bouquet of exotic extracts. Extinguish the flame and enjoy the massage! Your massage candle comes packed in a frosted glass jar with lid. Dimensions Height 6.5cm Diameter 5.5cm
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[ Unbranded - Wicked Wax Warm Massage Oil Candle : £7.95 ]

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Do you have a mullet Do you know someone who has a mullet Perhaps you love all things mullet and want to learn more about their power, the varieties available and how colourlength increases or decreases the ultimate power of your mullet Why don’t we look a little closer at the Mullet for those who want more detailed hair education. The following information has been taken from the Urban Dictionary. Mullet Pronounced ‘MUHL LET’ A hairstyle in which the front is cut trim, but the back is long, left wild and often uncut. Even when the back is cut, it is still longer than the front. It is the sign of the redneck. Alternate names include Ape Drape Beaver Paddle Bi Level Camero Cut Business in the front, Party in the back Coupe Longveuil El camino Hockey hair Kentucky waterfall Missouri compromise Mudflap Neckwarmer Ranchero Shlonc short long Achy breaky bad mistakey Soccer rocker Squirrel pelt Tennessee tophat Yep nope The Game Mullets have power. They have skill, they have strength and they have style! Yet all mullets are different and their power is measured in many ways. Every card in the pack displays an incredible and awe inspiring Mullet. Its individual power has been measured and broken down ready to do battle with attacking Mullets. Let the battle begin! Age Suitability 18 years
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The name Jaques is synonymous with quality sporting sets. John Jaques II won a place in sporting history, and a Gold Medal for introducing croquet into England at the Great Exhibition in 1851. His display there attracted such wide attention that the game speedily became the vogue, not only here but in Europe and throughout the British Empire. It was especially popular in India, reportedly played by The Viceroy himself with a solid ivory mallet, probably made by Jaques as part of their finest set. A replica of the garden bowls set, the carpet bowls subscribe to the same principle as its outdoor counterpart. Put simply, you need to bowl as many of your bowls as close to the jack as possible and ensure that your opponent doesn’t. The winner is the person who accumulates the most points in the alloted number of ends rounds. John Jaques Carpet Bowls is fantastic family fun. Contents 8 x bowls 1 x Jack 1 x Attractive Zipped Carry Case. Dimensions Bowl Size 66mm
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[ Unbranded - John Jaques Indoor Carpet Bowls : £49.00 ]

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When we added the Candy G String to the site we just had to add the Candy Bra as well! Coupled together, the two make a lovely set of matching underwear! They even double up as a Candy Bikini, although we wouldn’t recommend that you wear them to the beach! The Candy Bra isn’t underwired, it doesn’t give you a great cleavage and it doesn’t give a great deal of support! What it does do though is give you and your man a whole heap of fun! You can choose to wear the bra on its own or you can wear it with the Candy G String and Candy Suspender Belt the choice is entirely yours! Either way, your man is sure to be impressed! If you don’t know what to expect, do you remember those candy necklaces that you used to get when you were little Well these are a grown up version and are strictly for adults only! They are quite literally bras made of sweets, nothing more, nothing less! They’re perfect to wear if your husband or boyfriend has a sweet tooth… Dimensions They are one size fits all, so no need to worry about cup size! Please note Candy Bras cannot be returned under any circumstances!
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The 23′ John Jaques Staunton Chess Board is an exquisite handmade walnut and sycamore chessboard with solid mahogany surround. The 23′ Staunton is the ideal Chess Board to use with the John Jaques Staunton Reintroduction 4′ King Chess Set. Each square on the Staunton chess board measures 63mm.
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John Jaques invented the ‘now industry standard’ Staunton design of Chess pieces in 1847 and have continued to enhance the design since the 1890s. The 1890′s production was widely used in Chess tournaments at the time and the modern Jaques equivalent continues to be used in the majority of todays tournaments. Jaques commemorate that fact by producing a high quality replica of this groundbreaking set and have produced a limited edition of 500 sets. Handmade using the original 1890 pattern, the Staunton Reintroduction 4′ King Chess Set is a finely detailed Boxwood set and is a replica of the exquisite 4′ Club Staunton Chess Set. It was first introduced in the 1890s which is one of Stanton’s finest periods and it is manufactured to the same high standards today. The John Jaques Staunton Reintroduction Chess Set is supplied in a superb baize line polished mahogany cabinet with lock and each one is fitted with a numbered signed Original Staunton certificate of Authenticity. The John Jaques Staunton Reintroduction Chess Set is a delightful Chess Set and is enjoyed by exponents of the wonderful game the World over. Dimensions The King is 4′ and the rest of the pieces descend in height from him. Please note. This chess set should be used with a 20′ board or larger.
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[ Unbranded - John Jaques Staunton Reintroduction Chess Set With 4' King : £895.00 ]

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Brighten up a boring desktop with these animal USB flash drives available in 6 different designs. These friendly USB animals can store up to 4GB of data whilst putting a smile on your face too. When you’re ready to use your USB simply lift the front of the animal to reveal the USB drive itself. Your cute, colourful animal will stay perched aside your laptop or computer comfortably as you work. Once you’re finished replace the animals head to its original position and your valuable documents are completely protected in a dust resistant and water resistant casing. While most USB drives you would throw in your bag, you’ll want to attach this stylish accessory to your wallet, phone or keys, after all it’s as much a fashion item as it is a practical one. The USB drive can be removed if you feel the need to give your friendly creature a wash. You can even interchange the animal you use, so don’t worry if you can’t decide between these 6 great designs Blue Elephant drive with tail loop Pink Elephant drive with tail loop Black Panda drive with ear loop Blue Panda drive with ear loop Pink Panda drive with ear loop Penguin drive with pink and pink scarf and tail loop Penguin drive with black and blue scarf and tail loop We know you’re already sold on how well these cute animal drives look, but they’re also great at doing what they were made to do, store data Compatible with both USB 2.0 and 1.1 Suitable for Windows 9898SE, Me2000XP and Vista Suitable for Mac OS 9.010.0 or later Suitable for Linux Kernel 2.4 or later LED indication for data transferring Washable Silicone animal Drive itself is not washable Dust resistant 100% Bio degradable When we said they were small we weren’t joking, you really can attach them to your keys. Dimensions Penguin drive 25mm X 14mm X 12mm 15g Panda drive 36mm X 51mm X 19mm 16g Elephant drive 57mm X 18mm X 27mm 13.5g If you can bring yourself to give these away they’re a perfect gift idea for anyone with a laptop or computer. If not the USB Flash Drives are sure to brighten up your keys, your desktop and your office!
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[ Unbranded - Animal Usb Flash Drives : £19.95 ]

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Modern design and engineering has given us some pretty amazing innovations in the last few years and we’ve seen the introduction of Sky, DVD’s, i Pods and many more! All of these are unbelievable and wouldn’t have even been considered 10 years ago, but they all come at a price! Now imagine something as mind bogglingly brilliant as all of these but for less than a tenner! The world has probably never seen something quite so simple, yet quite so brilliant, as the Swiss Tech 6 in 1 Utili Key! This is one of the lightest, most compact multiple tools ever developed and will surely amaze anyone that sees it! Amazingly it weighs only 14g about half an ounce! and is the size of a normal Yale door key, yet it has no less than six yes six useful tools! Those clever chaps at Swiss Tech have basically squeezed a Swiss Army Knife into something the size of a key! Tools included Serrated knife blade Flat knife blade Phillips screwdriver Flat screwdriver Mini ‘jewellers’ screwdriver Bottle opener It quickly and easily locks on and off any key ring, so as long as you’ve got your keys you’ll never be without your tools again! Not only that, it locks at 90 degrees or fully extended, meaning that it’s really easy to use! It comes presented in a rather snazzy metal gift box as well, meaning that it would make the perfect gift for almost anyone! To top it all off it has a lifetime warranty, meaning that if it breaks you can have a new one! Dimensions Length 7.0cm Width 1.9cm Depth 0.3cm Please note The lifetime warranty is based on normal use and covers defects associated with normal wear and tear. It does not cover breakages caused by malicious damage or damage caused by inappropriate use of the product. So in other words, don’t use it to scrape a hole in a wall and don’t drive your car over it as long as you use it normally you’re covered!
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[ Unbranded - 6 In 1 Utili Key Multi Tool : £9.95 ]

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These cheeky ironing board covers have been designed to make your ironing chores a much sexier experience! Just iron the towelbikini and watch it disappear to reveal all…..and we mean ALL! Makes ironing a lot more fun so buy one for yourself or send some to your friends… at £14.95 they make a perfect naughty gift! Felt backed, 100% cotton. Elasticated for a quick and easy fit. Specification Elasticated Fits In Seconds Reflects Heat to Iron Both Sides Super Thick Felt Backing Machine Washable Will fit all boards up to 1200mm x 370mm Actual Cover size 1320mm x 480
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[ Unbranded - Fun Ironing Board Covers Jordan : £14.95 ]